I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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