yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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