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you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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