i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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