Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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