IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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