sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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