Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
