You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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