You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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