I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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