You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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