I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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