We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Randomize
