Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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