i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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