Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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