Dual....:-)
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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