hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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