I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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