I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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