There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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