I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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