you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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