marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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