I want to stick my p in your. b.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
