What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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