I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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