a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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