we have pet lesbian snakes
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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