READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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