yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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