So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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