Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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