love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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