I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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