Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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