is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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