there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
She tied me up with her honor cords...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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