I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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