We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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