I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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