It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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