return my video game
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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