i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
youre lurking in front of me
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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