i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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