i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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