People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
