Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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