is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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