So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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