No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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