Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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